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Saturday, November 07, 2009

Email I received [funny]

Made in Japan

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.


The following is their conversation on the way to the airport
.

A Toyota Camry overtook t
he taxi.....zoom.....

Jap: Look ..look ..
Toyota!! ...very fast!!!...... made in Japan!
Proton...no good.... made in
Malaysia.

Driver: yah....


After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.


Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in
Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia

Driver: yah....yah...


After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !


Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made
in
Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia

Driver: yah...yah...yah....!


Arriving at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.


Jap: How much?


Driver: RM150/-


Jap: Oh... very expensive....... you overcharge ! !


Driver: Noooo ..... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....

very fast!.... Made in
Japan!

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